Me: *at my high school reunion* hell yeah I’m a failure and none of you even fucked me when you had the chance
The empire state building….possibly
Derek Hale, sometimes I want to make him a home cooked meal and tuck him into bed and other times i just want to sit on his face.
the fact that women have to fake orgasms so that dudes who dont care about giving them orgasms dont have to feel bad about not giving them orgasms after making no effort to in the first place is ridiculous
a lot of the time women fake orgasms to get men off of us because no one told us we’re allowed to say “stop touching me it doesn’t feel good”
|while you're horny:||YOOOOOO|
|after you cum:||ew|