Me: *at my high school reunion* hell yeah I’m a failure and none of you even fucked me when you had the chance


i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(via riuzzxya)

I’m shy but I will fuck the shit out of you

(Source: invisiblemovementt, via elmify)

so if Nicki wasn’t talking about Eiffel what tower was she talking about

The empire state building….possibly

(via weirdskinnydog)


Derek Hale, sometimes I want to make him a home cooked meal and tuck him into bed and other times i just want to sit on his face.

(Source: carolxne, via ateacupstorm)

Maybe I do deserve all the pain I’m in.



the fact that women have to fake orgasms so that dudes who dont care about giving them orgasms dont have to feel bad about not giving them orgasms after making no effort to in the first place is ridiculous

a lot of the time women fake orgasms to get men off of us because no one told us we’re allowed to say “stop touching me it doesn’t feel good”

(via honourthepast)


I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck

(via honourthepast)





dudes that rub the clit when it’s dry need to be arrested

sad thing is, my first thought was…. at least they FOUND it.



while you're horny: YOOOOOO
after you cum: ew

(Source: psych2go, via ateacupstorm)